Monthly Archives: May 2007

68. Multi-Colored Rainbow Roach Affair

While my first rock concert was to see the band called Boston, I’d been to at least one other concert before that – I saw Arlo Guthrie at the Hemmens Auditorium in Elgin. I went with my friend Dan and some of his friends. Until that night I don’t think I’d heard of Arlo Guthrie, but it may have been what started me on my love of folk music.

We had good seats – up front and center. I don’t remember any of the songs he played except for one song that had everyone laughing. I remember that I laughed too – partly because everyone else was, and I didn’t want to seem as if I had no sense of humor, but also partly because the song had such absurd lyrics. It told the story of politicians getting “stoned” by eating chunks of colorful bugs. The bugs were also attached to missiles.

After the show Dan asked me if I understood the song about the multi-colored rainbow roach. I said that I sort of understood it – but couldn’t figure out why people wanted to eat bugs, even if they were colorful. Dan then explained to me what a roach was in this case – and it was not an insect. I’m not sure his explanation made it any more funny to me – I was quite ignorant about drugs at that time.

The lyrics are nowhere I could see on the Internet and the 20-minute song can only be found on iTunes as far as I can tell. I splurged this morning and downloaded it from iTunes (which I hate) just to hear it again. I can see why people laughed at it, it’s a lot like his song commonly referred to as “Alice’s Restaurant”

67. I could have said it was in my way

It’s getting to the point where I am struggling to come up with a song each day. It might just be blog-block, or it could be I’ve run dry of relevant songs.

This morning I thought I’d write about bumping my head the other day. I was rushing around getting dinner ready and walked into an open kitchen cabinet door. I said lots of curse words. The kids felt bad for me – got me ice, rubbed my neck and said comforting things like, “Wow! Mom! That’s a huge bump!” and “It’s going to turn all sorts of colors like yellow and green and blue.” and “Now it’s the size of a Cadbury Cream Egg!”

What song could go with bumping my head? Wasn’t there a kids’ song about it? About an old man who fell out of bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning?

Then I remembered another song – a song adults knew – a popular song at one time. It had a chorus that contained the words, “I almost bumped my head.”

I looked up those lyrics and didn’t find anything except stories about people almost bumping their heads. I tried the tap a song website and tried tapping the rhythm with my keyboard. No luck.

Then I did a Google search using wildcards and discovered I’d misremembered the lyrics.

Maybe I got a concussion when I bumped my head. And I’m not feeling up to par. It increases my paranoia…

Anyway, here is David Crosby singing Almost Cut my Hair.