Hillary Clinton has been calling me the past couple of days. I know this because my caller ID says Hillary Clinton. Trouble is — the phone number is a Northern Virginia number, and I thought she lived in New York. But she probably has an apartment in Alexandria or something. She never leaves a message though, so I don’t know why she is calling. Probably to have lunch. That would be nice. I think. I suppose she’d want to talk about politics. I’m not so into politics, so the conversation would probably be one-sided.