If you think this post is weird, blame it on the fact I composed it in my head at 3:00 am when I couldn’t sleep.

One of these authors is not like the others,
One of these authors just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which author is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

So, which one of these Wisconsin Authors is different from the other three?

Give up? The answer is Neil Gaiman — he was born in England and is still a British citizen.

What did you think I meant? The hair thing? Nah.