I’m not a tidy person. I’ve never been tidy and I doubt I’ll ever by tidy. I married a very tidy person. He likes things in their places and gets grumpy if things are not where they belong. These two facts sometimes cause some issues. These issues are compounded by having teenagers who, by nature, are not all that tidy either. The tidy person has been away for over a week. He comes home today.

Guess what the three not tidy people are doing today.

Choose the best answer:

a. nothing — we are not tidy, remember?
b. running around frantically cleaning the house
c. hiding things in closets and drawers
d. cowering in the corner with the dust bunnies
e. none of the above