To My Husband (American Greetings)
If I were married to this jerk I’d probably be divorced. Also there is no mention of children — I think this should have been an anniversary card instead of a Father’s Day card. Sends out some real Mad Men vibes.




If I were married to this jerk I’d probably be divorced. Also there is no mention of children — I think this should have been an anniversary card instead of a Father’s Day card. Sends out some real Mad Men vibes.




Along with the birthday cards my mom had were these “just a note” cards.
I like this one and will probably use it someday.


Best wishes is usually reserved for birthdays but I suppose you can wish someone best wishes on not-their-birthday.



This is so 1970s!


My mom had a box of greeting cards that, as a child, I loved looking at. Some were funny; some were saccharin sweet. Looking at them now, some are insensitive.
Today I’m going to upload the birthday cards.
This is a saccharin sweet one. Reading it hurts my teeth a little. I really like the illustration though.


This one is not as pretty as the one above, but also not as sugary.


This one is insensitive, I think. It’s obviously about someone from a rural area, possibly in the hills and/or South. Using the word “ain’t” and misspelling poem and sure continue the myth that those people are not smart.


This is sweet — not too sweet. I might actually use it someday.



I like this one okay too. I will probably use it too.



This one is okay. I don’t like the illustration though.


This one’s a hoot. I might send it to one of Dean’s nieces. I’m not sure my only actual niece would get the humor.




This one is pretty and I will probably use it.


