Daily Archives: February 13, 2023

Mom and Dad’s Wedding Announcement

The editor must have been on vacation because 1) my dad did not actually take my mother’s last name and, 2) the word bride’ in the last sentence is missing an s after the apostrophe.

Patrick-Green Nuptials Read

The marriage of Miss Patricia Ann Green, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Green of 501 Raymond St., and Elvin M. Patrick, son of Mr. And Mrs. Frank Patrick of Hampshire, was solemnized Saturday afternoon, Sept. 4, at 4 o’clock in the First Methodist church at Hampshire, the Rev. Albert Ihne officiating.

The couple’s only attendants were Miss Barbara Grissom of Elgin and Donald Donahey of Gary Ind. A prelude of organ music was played by Mrs. Ihne. The bride was given away by her father. Guests witnessing the ceremony were members of the immediate family.

After a honeymoon at the Dells of Wisconsin Mr. and Mrs. Green will reside with the bride’ parents until their apartment is ready.

My Napkin Collection

At some point in my late teens I decided to collect napkins. Here are a few — warning, some have pretty dumb, bordering on offensive humor.

I’m just glad I can toss these.

The Bar Collection

These were all from a bar called Clyde’s in Hazelhurst, Wisconsin. I obtained them July 1975

No Way

This seems to be a series of unrelated jokes.

The Ideal Wife

Don’t Just Sit There. Drink!

Have Another

Medical Madcaps

Bad Habits

The Bicentennial Collection

My Cousin’s Wedding Napkin (and toilet paper!)

Miscellaneous Collection

Restaurant Cocktail Napkins

Other Restaurant Napkins