A while back I wrote about not being able to feed birds because of a rat problem in our neighborhood. I quit feeding birds (at ground-level) and we quit putting any food scraps in the compost heap. We’d not seen a rat all winter so thought we were good. Just now, however, I looked out the back window and saw two brazen rats eating grass seed under the ginkgo tree. I walked outside and noticed a rat-sized tunnel heading towards the center of the compost heap.
I went back inside and fired up the Internet to find a solution to rats in compost heaps. One of the links was “How to get rats and mice out of compost — 8 steps (with pictures).” I clicked the link and I scrolled down the page and was surprised to see pictures of cats, some sprawling, some playing peek-a-boo, among the pictures of rat-repelling suggestions. Surely this is a mistake, I thought, are just they going to tell me to sic my cat on the rats?
Then I remembered today is April Fools day and AdBlock is giving us photos of cats instead of ads.
Here’s a screenshot or three.
I am still not sure what to do about the rats in the compost. I guess we cannot compost anymore. Or seed our lawn.
At least we don’t have bears. Or porcupines.
3 thoughts on “Strangely appropriate April Fools Day Prank”
It’s tough, isn’t it? We will always have rodents because we feed birds. Any food source attracts rodents!
A dog! You need a dog! (What else did you expect me to say?)
I remember seeing a mouse run along the edge of our room once. We figured one of the cats must have brought him in, because we’ve never had a mouse inside before or since. I picked up the cat, and tossed him gently towards the mouse. He had it in a split second, and took the poor wee thing outside. Rodent problem eliminated.