Category Archives: Memories

Fortune Cookie Fortune

There was a brief time in the 1980s in which some Chinese restaurants gave out fortune cookies that ended “in bed”. Since there was no World Wide Web or social media at the time I have no idea how I heard about it — perhaps socially, from real people; perhaps on the news…

Anyway I remember hoping that we’d get a fortune that ended ‘in bed”, but we didn’t go out to restaurants much when we were in our 20s. Fortunately for us, we hit the “in bed” jackpot at an inexpensive Chinese restaurant in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh. I don’t know if we both got one, or if it was just one of us, but here’s the one we got.

Fortune cookie with the fortune: You will be successful and talented in bed.

I tried to search the Web just now, but I cannot find a reference to this brief trend.

Decision echo

I hate going through memorabilia and making decisions on whether or not to keep something. Even when I’ve made the decision to get rid of something but don’t and then find it again I have trouble letting it go. For instance I had a box of things I was going to give to a used book store that also sells things like old photos, posters, and other paper memories. In that box was the box of book plates that I decided to get rid of in 2024. I no longer donate to that bookstore (bad owner) so I still have the box of bookplates among other things I’d decided to donate. Now they are on my maybe keep pile and the emotional turmoil I went through making the decisions has worn me out and I just want to lie in bed playing games on my phone.

This old shirt

The first time we went to Seattle it was for a conference Dean was attending. It was in early August and the kids were still living with us. Clare was 15 and Andrew was 13. We must have gone to Pike Place Market as a family because at one point I noticed Andrew whispering to Dean. Later I noticed that Andrew had something hidden in his shirt.

Later in August, on my birthday, Andrew presented me with the tee shirt — one that I had remarked upon in our jaunts around the city. He also surprised me with a large, red Seattle’s Best coffee mug.

I write this today because I’m getting rid of the tee shirt. It is fraying at the neck and has two largeish holes in front (at just about nipple height). I know where to find another shirt like this because I bought Andrew a red sweatshirt with the same illustration a few years ago, but it would not be the same. I’ve worn this to bed for years, but the location of those holes on front are just plain immodest. Goodbye When it rains we pour tee shirt! You always made me smile!