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Auntie Nell’s Chutney

Back when I was going to England, I met Jeremy’s Auntie Nell. If I recall correctly, she was his maternal grandmother’s sister. Both she and her sister ( I only knew her as Grandma White) were midwives in their youth. Hmm, maybe I should finish watching, Call the Midwife on PBS — I’d not really connected the two. I think they both, or only one of them received an honor from the Queen for their accomplishments.

Auntie Nell is on the left in this photo. Her sister is on the far right.

Auntie Nell, Granddad White, Auntie Ella, Jeremy, Grandma White

Anyway, I must have really liked chutney in England and Jeremy carefully wrote out his Auntie Nell’s Chutney recipe. Or perhaps they served me Branston Pickle and it was not something one could easily find in the US. Sad to say I have not yet made it.

Auntie Nell’s Chutney

  • 6 lb cooking apples, peeled, cored and sliced
  • 1.5 lb onions, chopped finely
  • .75 lb sultanas (raisins)
  • .75 lb red-skinned potatoes
  • .75 lb green-skinned tomatoes (can use all red if green not available
  • 3 tablespoons salt
  • 1 pint vinegar
  • 3 lb soft brown sugar (half light, half dark)
  • bag mixed pickling spices, peppers, and root ginger

Mix apples, onions, sultanas, tomatoes, and salt together. Boil the vinegar in a large pan and add the soft brown sugar. Stir continually until boiling, then add the apples, onions, etc. keeping simmering. Put in the bag of mixed pickling spices, peppers, and root ginger.

Simmer the chutney for about 2 hours until all the ingredients are absorbed and it is thick and brown, stirring. Take the spice bag out after about half an hour. Add more sugar and salt if necessary after tasting. If the mixture is dry, add more vinegar

Hmm, I am going to have to consult Jeremy about some of this. I don’t understand what the peppers are — black peppercorns?

Stay tuned, I will make this and report back. Perhaps when we have green tomatoes on our plants.

Fortune Cookie Fortune

There was a brief time in the 1980s in which some Chinese restaurants gave out fortune cookies that ended “in bed”. Since there was no World Wide Web or social media at the time I have no idea how I heard about it — perhaps socially, from real people; perhaps on the news…

Anyway I remember hoping that we’d get a fortune that ended ‘in bed”, but we didn’t go out to restaurants much when we were in our 20s. Fortunately for us, we hit the “in bed” jackpot at an inexpensive Chinese restaurant in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh. I don’t know if we both got one, or if it was just one of us, but here’s the one we got.

Fortune cookie with the fortune: You will be successful and talented in bed.

I tried to search the Web just now, but I cannot find a reference to this brief trend.

Dona Tea: Heartbeat

I’m tasting the teas from my Dona tea library in the order they are presented in the library (I skipped the Amber Assam because I already know I love it). Today’s was a spiced black tea called Heartbeat.

The description reads: Full-bodied black tea, directly sourced from the Chota Tingrai tea estate in Assam, India, paired with ginger and cardamom. Inspired by Indian masala chai.

This tea smells like chai — and it should since it contains cardamom (sourced either from Honduras or Nicaragua) and ginger (sourced from Nicaragua).

The taste reminds me of a Victorian mansion for some reason. I can definately taste the cardamom, but not the ginger. I splashed a little milk in my tea, but did not sweeten it. It’s just about perfect. If I were just sitting in a parlor drinking the tea instead of sitting in my messy attic, it would be perfect.