Category Archives: Things

What’s in Your Wallet? — Dad

I made a similar post about things in my Mom’s wallet about a year and a half ago. Here are some from my Dad’s wallet. These were probably what was in his wallet when he died.

Pee-wee Herman and Chairy

I thought I’d written about Pee-Wee and Chairy somewhere but it is not coming up on a search here or on another blog.

The backstory is simple. I loved Pee-wee’s Playhouse in the late 1980s and early 1990s and couldn’t wait to share it with my future children. The colorful set and wacky characters were perfect for my slightly off-kilter sense of humor. So one Christmas my mom presented me with a talking Pee-wee Herman doll and a Chairy puppet.

I came across them a couple of months ago when we had to clear out the storage area of our attic to prepare for a roof replacement. They always bring me joy — and a little sadness too. The joy is remembering the fun times I had watching Pee-wee’s Playhouse; the sadness is because I never got to share the program with my kids. Paul Rubens was cancelled (before that was even a term) the day my first child was born after being arrested for masturbating in a movie theater (which was showing porn for goodness sake). The reruns of Pee-wee’s Playhouse were taken off the air a few days after Clare was born.

While Rubens has made a comeback of sorts, it’s not the same. I suppose Pee-wee and Chairy will go back into storage — there’s no way I am giving them away — but for now they’ll sit on the roof of the dollhouse in front of the window in the attic.

Pee-wee not fiddling on the roof

My Napkin Collection

At some point in my late teens I decided to collect napkins. Here are a few — warning, some have pretty dumb, bordering on offensive humor.

I’m just glad I can toss these.

The Bar Collection

These were all from a bar called Clyde’s in Hazelhurst, Wisconsin. I obtained them July 1975

No Way

This seems to be a series of unrelated jokes.

The Ideal Wife

Don’t Just Sit There. Drink!

Have Another

Medical Madcaps

Bad Habits

The Bicentennial Collection

My Cousin’s Wedding Napkin (and toilet paper!)

Miscellaneous Collection

Restaurant Cocktail Napkins

Other Restaurant Napkins